Definition of stress

Well, here’s my fav definition of stress, in the form of a prose poem formatted by a tense individual at UC Berkeley

Definition of Stress

The confusion created when
one’s mind overrides the
body’s desire to beat or choke
the living shit
Out of some asshole who
desperately
needs it.

Common root cause: those pernicious illogical humans.

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