Fun splashing, but same old ocean.
Stars: Three of five.Review format: Comment plus links. Summary: Meet twenty-two-year-old Cherry Pye (née Cheryl Bunterman), a pop star since she was fourteen—and about to attempt a comeback from her latest drug-and-alcohol disaster. Now meet Cherry again: in the person of her “undercover stunt double,” Ann DeLusia. Ann portrays Cherry whenever the singer is too “indisposed”—meaning wasted—to go out in public. And it is Ann-mistaken-for-Cherry who is kidnapped from a South Beach hotel by obsessed paparazzo Bang Abbott.Now the challenge for Cherry’s handlers (über–stage mother; horndog record producer; nipped, tucked, and Botoxed twin publicists; weed whacker–wielding bodyguard) is to rescue Ann while keeping her existence a secret from Cherry’s public—and from Cherry herself.
The situation is more complicated than they know. Ann has had a bewitching encounter with Skink—the unhinged former governor of Florida living wild in a mangrove swamp—and now he’s heading for Miami to find her . . .
Will Bang Abbott achieve his fantasy of a lucrative private photo session with Cherry Pye? Will Cherry sober up in time to lip-synch her way through her concert tour? Will Skink track down Ann DeLusia before Cherry’s motley posse does?
All will be revealed in this hilarious spin on life in the celebrity fast lane. (from goodreads)Provenance: My bookshelf, family purchase… Date Read: June 2012
I needed something new to read, and lookit: a new-to-me Carl Hiassen book sitting in the basement. It delivers what I have come to expect – protagonists of spunky run-down investigative male and feisty and hot female on a mission; Skink, calls to conserve not pave-over the environment, grotesque bad guys, grisly ends for some bad guys. A little bit forgettable, but perhaps that’s because I feel like it’s a Hiassen formula.
Many of the supporting characters are standouts from previous books – notably Skink and the bad-guy with the weed-whacker hand. It’s nice to see them return, but it’s also a short-cut instead of introducing amazing new characters. The botoxed-scultped-identical fraternal twin sister publicists: they were new and funny. Cherry’s parents? Reminded me a little too much of Elizabeth Bennett’s parents in Pride and Prejudice, though Pa Bunterman is not quite as cool as Mr. Bennett.
- If you’ve liked other Hiaasen books, then expect some enjoyable but very-slightly-stale more of the same.
- If you’ve disliked other Hiaasen books, then this is not the book to convince you otherwise.
- I think Double Whammy is my favourite of his books. Not that I’ll go re-read it right now, but it was more zingy and edgy.
Links and others’ reviews
Other related good stuff and reviews (added by me, not generated)
- Stiletto Storytime – had fun reading it.
- Book Confessions (hi Bibli0phile!) nicely sums up feelings of ‘bleh‘, but keeps CH still in the spot of go-to author. Exactly!
- Shelf Love abandoned the book 120-pages in. I do grant you, this is not at all one of Hiaasen’s best.
- Bibliography for Hiaasen on wikipedia.
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